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I'm a man, meaning I walk, talk and act like a man. I don't go and get facials, spend a paycheck on grooming products, or have my nails done, I'm not a sissy little "metrosexual". If you're looking for a girly man, look somewhere else .I don't take shit from anyone, and if I have something to say, you better believe I'll say it. Yes, I have a beard and no, I'm not shaving it anytime soon. I like doing things like riding a chopper for 500 or so miles, watching the Ravens (hopefully) win and getting pissed off and yelling at the TV if they don't. I'm extremely opinionated (not sure if I spelled that right or not, oh well). Don't like that? Too bad, thanks for reading, have a nice life. And yeah, I'm losing it upstairs. Can't handle that? Thanks for playing, we have some nice parting gifts for you, including a home version of our game.
OK, a few caveats. I know that I am not the most handome man on Earth, but I'm not so bad to look at.
What I can absolutely guarantee is that you will never meet anyone like me , ever. I am a completely unique individual, one of a kind, often imitated but never duplicated.
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