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Sailor, Biker, Actor, Scot, Writer, Comic, Husband, Father, Friend, Son, Scholar, Hooligan, Warrior-Poet, Punkrocker, Greaser, Internationalist, Bluenose, shellback, Moviestar, Cowboy, Lover, Beautiful, Gassy, Aggro, Intelligent, Ugly, Tuff Guy, Progressive, Rogue, Enlightened, Two-Fisted, Outlaw, Leader, Tosspot, Highlander, Adventurer,

I'm willing to meet just about anyone, however, there are some people I don't get along with. Up until Dec of '06 I wanted to meet Richard Pryor, but since then, "Fuck That!!" I've been pretty fortunate to meet a lot of really cool people in my life

All that compiles the herewithall of Mel Bain. My "brilliant (ugh)" film caareer, My boner, Motorsickles, Kilts, Wimmens esp/ fully nude wimmens, Open Highways, Good Movies, Punk Rock n Roll, Tattoos, Mersin Turkey, Brasil, Freedom, Comedy, Sweet sweet lovin', My fambily, Having a buck or two in my pocket, The Boston Redsox. NOT, let me repeat that, Not getting mauled by a pack of rabid, wild, swollen red assed fuckin' babboons.

Punk Rock, Garage, Psycho/Rockabilly, Ska, Celtic, Classic Country: Iggy Pop, The Seeds, Dropkick Murphys, The Cult, Johnny Cash, Roy Orbison, The Specials, Zeke, Throw Rag, Nick Cave, Circle Jerks, X, Eddie Cochran, Sex Pistols Too many to really mention


I'm The One By Descendents

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Rancid - Ruby Soho

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Indie, Silent, American New Wave (66-79), Classic Hollywood, Italian Realism, French New Wave, 1950's Rock n Roll Movies, Mexican Wrestling flicks, Samurai, Communist Fear Films,Comedy, Biker, Blaxploitation, Foreign, Once again too many to mention

I've been in a few myself: Dragonfly, Ali, Gone In 60 seconds, Ready To Rumble, Witchcraft, and have one I wrote in development about a group of Outlaw Bikers taken the remains of a fallen comrade to his family, called A FEARING PLACE

The Simpsons, Family Guy, The Shield, Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia, PBS, The History Channel, Independent Film Channel, The Sundance Channel.

I got my SAG card from Renegade.



TV has really taken a toll due to reality/shit TV, however its slowly begining to get better, however, generally its still pretty much shite and can feck off.

I'm pretty happy with my Road Worthy Hungry And Mean. My tastes are pretty much the same as highschool lit classes, and a handful of more edgey writers like Hunter S Thompson, Bukowski, Keroak, Cassidy, Henry Miller, Eugene O'Neil, Che, Michael Madsen (that's right Mr. Blonde), I'm also a huge fan of Stud Terkle's Work series. The America Firsthand series, First hand accounts of history and diaries. Sima Qian, Tacitus, The Ban Family, Thomas Paine, and etc. I also read The Horse BC, Outlaw Biker, Cycle World, Smithsonian, Backstage West.

Working people who bust their ass all week and yet still struggle to make ends meet. Me Da, and Moms, About 90% of the dipshits I served alongside onboard the U.S.S, Talbot, My family doctor Dr. Ha for having to man up every year to give me a prostate exam in through my tastey sugar walls (thank christ he's got skinny fingers), My sister Becky for her wicked spin kick and fortitude, Magellen, Shackleton, Steve McQueen, Brando, Thomas "Chocolate Thunder" Jefferson, Ben Franklin, Ted Williams

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07 Triumph Bonneville, Bobber
76 BMW R90/6
Always looking to add more


House of Pain - Jump Around(Original Video)

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Sex Pistols - Pretty Vacant

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Too many to mention. Yamaha's, Honda, Kawasaki, Suzuki, CZ, Husquvarna
I've been riding for over 30 years and have thrown my leg over just about everything at one time or another.