THE WEDDING RING:
True Story from Houston Medical Center
A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from
his hoohoo.
According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girlfriend found
the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used
petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his wee wee while he was asleep.
I don't know what's worse:
1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your wee wee.
3) Or finding out your wee wee fits through your wedding ring.
Have a great week my friend.
Ride Safe!
Much LandR
~Terri~
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