10
Mar/2008

by countrygal

For all you pet owners -- and those who like a good  laugh!
>> >>
>> >> SAYING GOODBYE TO MOTHER......
>> >>
>> >> You Don't Have To Own  A Cat To Appreciate This One! You don't even
>> >> have to like 'em!
>> >>
>> >> We  were dressed and ready to go out  for the New Years Eve Party.
>> >> We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered  our
>> >> pet parakeet and put the cat in the  backyard.
>> >>
>> >> We phoned  the local cab company and requested a taxi The taxi
>> >> arrived and we  opened the front door to leave the house.
>> >>
>> >> The  cat we put out  in the yard, scoots back into the house. We
>> >> didn't want the cat  shut in the house because she always tries to
>> >> eat the bird.
>> >>
>> >> My  wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat.
>> >> The cat  runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab,
>> >> my wife  doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be
>> >> empty for the  night. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I
>> >> will be out soon,  "He's just going upstairs to say Goodbye to my
>> >> mother."
>> >>
>> >> A few  minutes later, I get into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," I
>> >> said, as  we drove away. "That stupid bitch was hiding under the
>> >> bed. I had to  poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out!
>> >> She tried to take  off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had
>> >> to wrap her in a blanket  to keep her from scratching me. But it
>> >> worked! I hauled her fat ass  downstairs and threw her out into the
>> >> back yard!"
>> >>
>> >> The cab  driver hit a parked car.

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