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POSTED BY: harleygirl50 on Dec 10, 2007
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Hearing Problem
A concerned husband goes to see the family doctor and
says, "I think my wife is deaf because she never hears
me the first time I say something, in fact, I often
have to repeat things over and over again."
"Well," the doctor replies, "go home and tonight and
stand about 15 feet from her and say something. If she
doesn't reply, move about five feet closer and say it
again. Keep doing this so we can get an idea about the
severity of her deafness."
Sure enough, the husband goes home and does exactly as
instructed. He starts off about 15 feet from his wife
in the kitchen and as she is chopping some vegetables,
he says, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
He gets no response. He moves about five feet closer
and asks again. No reply. He moves five feet closer.
Still no reply. He gets fed up and moves right behind
her, about an inch away, and asks again, "Honey,
what's for dinner?"
She replies, "For the fourth time, vegetable stew!"
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