I havent talked to my sister in about 3 years. I was quite pissed over her  callin the fuzz to my house after her and the ol man got into a screamin match years ago and she told them he threatened her life.  I was SO mad and disappointed that I didnt talk to or hug her at our grandmothers funeral.
Thinking that I might move to california, I sent word to her that the ol man was gone and I wanted to make peace. WTF? right? carried the grudge long enuff. right?? I will be the adult and let it go. God let me know how much of a big girl I was being when she got here...HA!!!  SHES GAINED A BUNCHA WEIGHT...LMFAO.  I felt so skinny and glamorous...I just couldnt help myself but to giggle everytime I caught a glimpse of her sideways!!
... so get this...
I sent her to the store to get me  beer. While she is there she fukn acts suspicious and the clerk took her tag number. she comes back here   doesnt say a word, THEN her phone rings and its DAD and the cops are at his house looking for her.....ROFUKNFLMFAO.... 

OMG...how stoopid...GROW UP...DO sit ups...
I dont miss all the drama that goes with her   BUT I am so so thankful that I got a good giggle today...
am so glad that for SO many years I was the bad girl black sheep daughter that was a "hippie biker" and bla bla bla from my dad.

NOW the tables have turned on the "sweet" lil sister.. I am the one in favor... whos got my shit together(it seems) and is being a productive member of the family and society.  I became an election official after my grandmother died as a way to honor her because she did it for so many years. Never told dad I was going to do it... So he was quite suprised when he walked in to vote and there I was.... tattooed scooter trash that I am.

Haha KARMA BABY.... call the cops to my house...turn me in when I had a bench warrant...look what happened....she got FAT and stole a magazine.....   i just keep laughn and laughn....

Well they say paybacks are hell.............one from Black Sheep of the family to another!    Cheers

ok ladies... my mom ( a member here) thinks that I should take down the post about the stupid sister..(step sister) because  because because ... who cares... so I will leave it up for a day or two  THEN we will start a brand new post of stupidity and WE will ALL know where it originated from... lol ..... this girl called my sister wants me to go to court with her....ROFLMFAO..... she dont want me to testify....i will not commit perjury for a $4.00 mag i didnt even read....AND...OMG get this.... SHE thinks that  I should call MY lawyer and get him to HELP HER.... RIGHT... when monkies fly out of my butt maybe.  too funny.... I cant stop laughing....what a trip.

LMFAO..............

I wouldn't do shit.........after all like you said you didn't even get to read the

magazine...........piss on that shit.

Can't wait to hear the rest of the story............

Have a good one!