·         Anything that happens, happens.
Anything that, in happening, causes something else to happen, causes something else to happen.
Anything that, in happening, causes itself to happen again, happens again It doesn't necessarily do it in chronological order, though.

Douglas Adams

·         Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Swami X

·         Life. Don't talk to me about life.

Marvin the Paranoid Anroid

·         A lot of people I know believe in positive thinking, and so do I.
I believe everything positively stinks.

Lew Col

·         Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.

Matt Groening

·         A total abstainer is one who abstains from everything but abstention, and especially from inactivity in the affairs of others.

Ambrose Bierce,

"The Devil's Dictionary"

·         Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let out alone.

·         A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with.

Tennessee Williams