One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy biker
bar for possible violations of the driving-under-the-influence laws. At
closing time, he saw one of the bikers stumble out of the bar, trip on
the curb, & try his keys on five different bikes before he found
his. Then, sat on the bike fumbling around several minutes, looking as
if he might pass out right there. Everyone left the bar and rode off.
Finally, he started his engine and began to pull away. The police
officer was waiting for him. He stopped the biker, read him his rights
and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of
0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The biker
replied, "Tonight, I'm the Designated Decoy."
Thanksyou Flametrain
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harleygirl50
12/22/2007 15:14:02
GREAT LAUGH!! LMAO
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