You have been PINCHED!! Today is PINCH BUTT day and baby you know you're sexy if you get pinched! GO ahead & start PINCHING send this 2 of all your sexy friends (even me) If you get 1-2 back your ugly 3-4 ok 5-6 damn 7-8 wow 9 HOT AS HELL you have a great day!!!
Have a Great Weekend!
Muah...
~LMD~
Mates have a great weekend enjoy any rides you do my friend.
Keep rubber side down shiney side up. All good here very glad to have you both in our club as members yarrr.
SING IT GIRLS!!! OUT LOUD
At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on...
But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry!
I should have known that it was bulls***t,
just a sad pathetic dream
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those Jeans!
Go on now-go! , Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!
[Chorus]
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!
But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!
[Chorus]
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
Send this to all of the cool chicks you know,
And all the dude's who can handle this new remix...
Hey mate whats happening. I have been pretty busy with work, on the road running in the new bike, starting up a new club called the West Aussie Pirates MCC and now one of my daughters is staying with us with her children and husband so flat out mateeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Bike running well got the rest of the week off. Will ride Sat & Sun if weather good probably to Merriden or Southern Cross.
