I've got 2 dogs. I bought a large bag of Meaty Bites at Big W and was standing in line at the check-out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Meaty Bites Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the
hospital the last time, but that I'd lost 30 lbs. before I woke in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's
in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Meaty Bites and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned by the food. I told her no, it was because I had been sitting in the middle of the road licking my dick and a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.
sorry I haven't wrote in a while,I have had a concussion and looking at the screen or reading really hurt my head. Needless to say I failed one of my classes at school because of it. So I have to take the class over. I hope your all doing well,showing you some love and respect,PEACHES!
Thanks for thinking of me! Life is good. How are things with you?
It’s amazing when strangers become friends, but it’s sad when friends become strangers. I never want to lose u as a friend! Send this to all your friends, including me, if you consider me one. I met you as a stranger. Now I have you as a friend. I hope we meet in our next walk of life where friendship never ends. Send this to all your friends.
I may not be the most important person in your Life I just hope that when you hear my name you smile & say..THAT’S MY FRIEND!!
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