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Like humor, fun, kindness? That's me!

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Mood: flirty flirty
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58 years old
Auburn, California
United States
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BIKE MAKE: Yamaha
ORIENTATION: Straight
DATING STATUS: Married
SMOKER: No
DRINKER: Yes
CHILDREN: Love kids, but not for me!
I AM HERE FOR: Dating
EDUCATION: Post Grad
INCOME: $100,000 - $150.000
RELIGION: Christian - other
MEMBER SINCE: 11/20/2007
STAR SIGN: Aquarius
LAST LOGIN: 07/08/2008 08:43:43
MY RATING: 10.00

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I have a great sense of humor and like women as people (as a sex object might not be too bad either). I don't take myself too seriously and most folks enjoy having me around. My schedule is tight and don't have as much free time as I wish. I am stable, discret, clean, and expect the fine people that I hang out with to be the same. If you have questions, I will answer honestly. I do not lie.

Interesting ladies who understand the situation and are interested in a mutual relationship as time permits. I may not be the extra one for you, but I will give pleasure not hassle. No drama, jealousy, and you must be discret. A super hot body is nice, but I am not a super male model and I don't need a super model. I need a "real" person who will enjoy me. I have learned to appreciate women in all forms.

Kyaking, fishing, bicycling, shooting, and I would like to see if "wild women" get added to this list.

Dianna Krall, blues, Stones, Louis Armstrong, bluegrass, Doors, - Just about everything except rap.

The World's Fastest Indian, On Any Sunday, Some Like it Hot, Haitari, etc.

Two & a half men, Family Guy

All types, Biographies, Historical, Ambrose to Terry Brooks

The men and women who have put their lives on the line in the past, present, and future, for my family's and my freedom. Also, the engineers, scientist, and craftsmen who put us on the moon! Living quiet unrecognized lives but doing spectacular things!





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Hodaka Van Tech, Penton, Bultaco Frontera, Cheney BSA, BSA B-33, Rickman Triumph, DR400, XR600, XR350, TT600, KZ650 & others



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From: larockstar
07/08/2008 08:03:06

Hey Marty, long time no see! I've been out of town a LOT lately, but i'm home now, finally! Hope u r having an awesome summer! Take care!
xoxoxo
Lynne


From: candi
06/01/2008 04:19:06


From: SlickRick64
05/30/2008 05:05:50


From: candi
05/26/2008 19:29:57


From: SlickRick64
05/25/2008 18:08:35
Myspace Comments - Saluting Our Heroes
Myspace Comments - Some Gave All
Myspace Backgrounds - US Armed Forces


From: candi
05/21/2008 07:17:23


From: candi
05/17/2008 22:40:45
THE WEDDING RING:
True Story from Houston Medical Center

A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from
his hoohoo.

According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girlfriend found
the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used
petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his wee wee while he was asleep.
I don't know what's worse:
1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your wee wee.
3) Or finding out your wee wee fits through your wedding ring.

HAHA..... HAPPY SUNDAY!!!


From: SlickRick64
05/14/2008 22:18:50


From: candi
05/13/2008 20:42:04
what men would do if they had a vagina for a day

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do the splits.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.

1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

HAPPY HUMP DAY!!!


From: candi
05/10/2008 21:06:39


From: candi
04/18/2008 22:16:25
Interesting Health Fact

Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve that

connects the eyeball to the anus? ?

It's called the Anal Optic Nerve, and it is responsible for giving

people a shitty outlook on life.

If you don't believe it, try to pull a hair from your ass

and see if it doesn't bring tears to your eyes.


Have A Great Weekend!!!!


From: blckhlls_girl
04/18/2008 10:36:11


From: candi
04/15/2008 20:15:02
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Cheep ass Wal-Mart chairs
I bet it was made in China!!!


From: larockstar
04/04/2008 01:49:45


From: larockstar
04/02/2008 00:23:49
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