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took my dad to the mall the other day, to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: Green, red, orange and blue. My dad kept staring
at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.
When the teenager had enough he sarcastically asked: "What's the matter, old man, never done anything wild in your life?"
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one - and, in classic style, he did not bat an eye in his response.
"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock.
I was just wondering if you were my son."
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