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This needs to be brought to the attention of all americans...who live in this country "free" because of these fine soldiers!
Watch the Video...!!
Proper Burial MIAP...Please pass this along to everyone you know! If this doesn't make you cry, then piss you off...you may not be human, nor you may not belong in this country of ours! http://www.ksdk.com/video/default.aspx?aid=67740&sid=138863&bw=hi&cat=70
~LMD~
   Don't Forget Our Veterans Past, Present & Future that Make Christmas Possible for Us...and the Sacrafices they & their Families are Making! MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL of YOU & YOUR FAMILIES! Muah...LittleMissDangerous
MERRY CHRISTMAS...to YOU & Your Families!
ThankYOU For ALL that YOU DO!
IN SUPPORT OF OUR COUNTRY...Your Dedication, Honor & Service...and the Sacrafices that each and everyone of YOU have made!
GOD BLESS YOU ALL...Past, Present & Future!
Muah...LMD 
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...
it goes like this:
What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%..
How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+1 8+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissingthat will put you over the top.
"REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM."
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys.
The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.
Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the
Personnel Manager's door.
The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor.
When they get there the lin e is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.
At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's.
She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter.
After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena.
"I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday..."
"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles." 
Can this be fixed, so that you don't lose your messages...while you are typing them?
The site boots you off when you typing a msg., when you go to push send, you have to sign back in, you lose all the info you just typed...VERY FRUSTRATING....HELP PLEASE GARRY!
   Not Bitching...(I LOVE IT HERE)...just very aggravating!
I've even tryed to "right click" to copy and paste in case, but don't have that option.
My parents told me about Mr. Common Sense early in my life. They told me I would do well to call on him when making decisions. It seems he was always around in my early years but less and less as time passed by. Today I read his obituary. Please join me for a moment of silence in rememberance. For Common Sense had served us all so well for many generations.
Obituary
Common Sense
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job they themselves failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Aspirin, sun lotion or a sticky plaster to a student; but could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't legally defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar can sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by three stepbrothers; I Know my Rights, Someone Else is to Blame, and I'm a Victim.
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him pass this on.
Something to Check Out...Go to LINK...
TO HONOR OUR VETERANs:
http://www.hallco.org/veteransday/
I Received this from a Friend "Sarge" on MySpace, whom had it sent to him!
THANK a VET...NOT JUST TODAY...Cause it's Veteran's Day...But Each and Every Day! They Have & Will Continue to Protect Our Freedom, Our Families, Our Lives, Our Country!
GOD BLESS Our Troops...Our Veterans & Their Families for the Sacrafices they have/are making to keep us safe!
GOD BLESS AMERICA!
GREAT IDEA: "Don't Forget the Troops!"
When you are making out your Christmas card list this year, please include the following:
A Recovering American soldier
c/o Walter Reed Army Medical Center
6900 Georgia Avenue,NW
Washington,D.C. 20307-5001
Please pass it on to your e-mail list.
They have made Sacrafices...So that We May Have the Privilage...to Celebrate Christmas...(and Ride Our Motorcycles any time of the year)!!!
LET THEM KNOW HOW MUCH THEY ARE APPRECIATED!!!
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