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I've Always had Attitude!!
Posted On: 12/18/2007 22:24:46
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...
it goes like this:


What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%..

How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:


If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.


Then:


H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+1 8+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


and


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%


But,


A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,


B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.


A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will
get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissingthat will put you over the top.



"REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM."


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From: knarleycharlie
01/04/2008 22:33:33
 Ive always been paid by the square foot,no work, no money.i've got just as much out of life as i have put into it.There is no ass kissing when you're a piece worker,nothing could be more fair.


From: LittleMissDangerous
12/19/2007 17:12:12
Alright Guys...Along with Your HardWork...
(This Country Wouldn't Survive Without US Hardworkers)...
But Just Give it Just a "Little Bit" More...a Little "ATTITUDE" Like me! (=Meaning...We Don't take SHIT from ASSkisser's)...HaHaHa!
Muah...LMD


From: Yeti
12/19/2007 15:11:50
You rock LMD!!!  Awesome way to look at things!!!  98% is good enough for me!!



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